January 22, 2013

  • Fun With Why

    OK... my last post was about the "serious whys." But, have you ever noticed how much time we spend asking ourselves "why" over silly things which have no answers? I saw this one on someone's blog and thought it would be fun. I am offering my list of silly whys, and hope you will tell me some of yours.

    * Why does my husband wait until I am nearly asleep, and then start snoring?
    * Why are the oranges that are on sale the bad ones?
    * Why does my hair always look good when I have no place to go?
    * Why do I pin so much stuff on Pinterest I will never have time to do?
    * Why mosquitos?
    * Why haven't scientists developed that thingie on Star Trek that immediately beams you places you want to go? I need that.
    * Why do all the things that taste yummiest to me have the most calories?
    * Why do I have to dust EVERY SINGLE DAY, and an hour later it looks like I haven't?
    * Why are some mirrors in public restrooms up so high that short people like me can't use them?
    * Why do people spit their gum out right on the sidewalk where people walk? Really?
    * Why is it that the line you get in when you are in a hurry is always the slowest one?
    * Why can't my husband tell me I have ketchup on my chin BEFORE I go grocery shopping instead of after I get home?
    * Why do zippers stick and buttons fall off when you are already late?

    These are just a few of mine. Hope you got a smile from some of them. How about your why list? 

Comments (13)

  • Chocolate understands...... lol  I love it! No need to understand why, if we are understood at all it must be heaven.

  • I have wondered about the snore thing too Jeff is quiet until I am almost asleep 

  • those are true.

  • Oh, sorry, thinking about chocolate has driven everything else out of my mind for the moment!

  • I know why.... Because life would be boring if it weren't for all the challenges. Sometimes boring is good.

  • Why is a good Question - The whys need good Anwers. LOL 

  • A funny why list. I have an old dusty house and I don't bother dusting every day. I agree with John sometimes boring is good. 

  • My father had a t-shirt once that said "Mosquitos suck". so true.

    I haven't joined pinterest, but I'd probably be similar in finding lots of interesting recipes, crafts and projects and then not finding time for them all.

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one waiting for that StarTrek transporter to be built. There are so many places to go and people to visit.

  • "Why does the low battery alarm on the CO2 detector or smoke alarm always sound at 3 a.m.? "  Your list made me smile.

  • That was fun.  I like the snoring, the hair - yes, I can relate to that one, and the slowest line - can relate to that one to... and then when you change to a shorter line and it is even slower...? 
    I will be spending the rest of the day now paying notice to whether or not I have any 'why's'.  lol 

  • lately i've been wondering, "why, snow??" :/

    and yes. this post made me smile!

  •   Fun post.  I copied and pasted these why questions, but I thought they were funny.

    Why do they say that 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 1/5
    enjoys it?
    2. Why would they put Braille on vending machines, its like blind
    people can really see what they're trying to buy.
    3. If practice makes
    perfect, but no body's perfect, why practice?
    4. Why doesn't glue stick to
    the bottle?
    5. Why can't crop circles be square?
    6. Why do you call it a
    funny bone, cause when you hit it, its not funny at all...
    7. Why do people
    say heads up when you should really put your head down?

  • Why do I  put my shorts on backwards sometimes?

    How come the month last longer than my allowance?

    frank

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